Ditzy and Duke - A story of a man and his wife.

Jeremy - The fallen CEO of a major corporation tells his story.

Monkeys - A story beginning with the line "The sea was full of screeching monkeys." If you get the Pearls reference, +10 for you, if you don't, Rat's writing a story and the opening line is "The sea was full of screeching monkeys," and Zebra comes up and says something to the effect of "That's the dumbest opening line for a story I've ever heard." So yeah. It's basically a story that opens with the dumbest opening line for a story Zebra's ever heard.